Ah yeah, you remind me a bit of that ghost in Three Men and a Baby actually.
Things I have said to a worm 07/12/2013
I dunno, some bloke in a dressing gown. He started freaking out when he got near the table or anything wooden.
Things I have said to a worm 05/12/2013
You’re very good at being an artist. You’re just not very good at the art.
Things I have said to a worm 03/12/2013
Today we marched on Cannock Chase. We flew in and out of contact seeking vitamins like frenzied hounds, uprooting flesh like truffle-pigs. We scattered them […]
Things I have said to a worm 28/11/2013
Look, I’m not even supposed to bring you in here so just shut-up.
Things I have said to a worm 25/09/2013
Hang on a second, why am I inside? I don’t want to be inside.
Things I have said to a worm 24/09/2013
Well, seems like they couldn’t see the wood for the trees so they started making the trees out of something else.
Things I have said to a worm 19/09/2013
I just saw a swarm of flies riding a bike down Englefield Road.
Things I have said to a worm 22/09/2012
They thought they weren’t invited to the party so they sneered from outside at the dancing and music then invented money and called the police. […]
Things I have said to a worm 14/06/1996
Rrrrhondda. Rrrr, rrr. Rrrhondda Valley. You’ve got to rrrrrroll the r.
Things I have said to a worm 10/09/2013
If you believe in governance then your government is lying to you.
Things I have said to a worm 05/01/1877
Fanelli was a tall man with a kind and grave expression, a thick black beard and large black expressive eyes which flashed like lightning or […]
Things I have said to a worm 15/08/2013
Is this… did you stick this up? What the fuck’s a “Polite Notice” anyway?
Things I have said to a worm 11/08/2013
Do you understand what Nike is? Answer me! Do you understand what Nike is?
Things I have said to a worm 15/02/1800
Liberty. Island. Security. Control. Security. Liberty. Control. Island. Think about it man. Think about it. Yeah…
Things I have said to a worm 21/07/2013
And yay, it was a Damascene moment that shrivelled up the inconsistencies of spelling and Euripides himself did find new fame inside the old hot […]