If you go on holiday everything will be fine forever.
Things I have said to a worm 20/06/2013
Now, I knew I put that worm in here somewhere. I wonder where that worm is. Oh well, looks like I’m going to have to […]
Things I have said to a worm 16/06/2013
All this, all of existence has happened and we are trails of existence, traces of light, etching scorches of consciousness flung from deep within an […]
Things I have said to a worm 31/05/2013
Do you know what I’ve had to eat today? Two ecstasies and fucking Rennie.
Things I have said to a worm 08/06/2013
In the past humans acted with such rigid behavioural conformity in every aspect of their lives that we would scarcely recognise them as humans at […]
Things I have said to a worm 03/07/2012
I tried to join in their conversation about kale but I just sounded stupid.
Things I have said to a worm 02/06/2013
I was born under a kitchen tile. They had to do it in secret. Almost as soon as I was born they smuggled me out […]
Things I have said to a worm 01/06/2013
A moth just flew out the end of my penis. They won’t send an ambulance.
Things I have said to a worm 07/06/2013
In my dream a former miner was arrested somewhere up the Valleys for digging up the skulls of six of his former workmates and casting […]
Things I have said to a worm 06/06/2013
These photo’s look nothing like you! That’s mad! How long ago was it? You got any tramadols?
Things I have said to a worm 05/06/2013
…and the old man said, with a wry smile as he spoke his last words “I… my favourite bowl… my favourite bowl…” And he died. […]
Things I have said to a worm 18/09/2012
Where the fuck have you been? We’ve all been really fucking worried about you.
Things I have said to a worm 01/01/1981
There is an insipid, analgesic evil spreading its grip around the world. Its tendrils coil into every dark crevice of fear and mistrust, every fissure […]