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If you go on holiday everything will be fine forever.  

Baby piss is not bright blue.  

Now, I knew I put that worm in here somewhere. I wonder where that worm is. Oh well, looks like I’m going to have to […]

There is no now.  

All this, all of existence has happened and we are trails of existence, traces of light, etching scorches of consciousness flung from deep within an […]

You’re that worm, right?  

BEHOLD! For I am your new god!  

Do you know what I’ve had to eat today? Two ecstasies and fucking Rennie.  

Stop interpreting me as a threat.  

In the past humans acted with such rigid behavioural conformity in every aspect of their lives that we would scarcely recognise them as humans at […]

I tried to join in their conversation about kale but I just sounded stupid.  

Il existe.  

You inspire me.  

Shhh… I think they’re listening.  

This is the biggest fucking Argos I’ve ever been in.  

I was born under a kitchen tile. They had to do it in secret. Almost as soon as I was born they smuggled me out […]

A moth just flew out the end of my penis. They won’t send an ambulance.  

In my dream a former miner was arrested somewhere up the Valleys for digging up the skulls of six of his former workmates and casting […]

These photo’s look nothing like you! That’s mad! How long ago was it? You got any tramadols?  

…and the old man said, with a wry smile as he spoke his last words “I… my favourite bowl… my favourite bowl…” And he died. […]

Where the fuck have you been? We’ve all been really fucking worried about you.  

There is an insipid, analgesic evil spreading its grip around the world. Its tendrils coil into every dark crevice of fear and mistrust, every fissure […]

Age is infectious.  

The universe has ended.  

My tent talks.